The Possuming Tee
The Possuming Tee
Two tees unlock free shipping. Just saying.
HEAVYWEIGHT COMFORT PRINTED IN THE USA.
Relaxed Unisex Fit
Made to Order
Printed just for you. Nothing mass-made, nothing wasted.
Comfort Colors 100% Cotton Soft, sturdy, no scratchy nonsense.
Print Guarantee
Arrives wrong or damaged? Refund or reprint, no drama.
About This Tee
About This Tee
We know why you clicked on this tee.
Because you’re carrying too much.
Not just physically. Mentally.
You’re the one making the decisions, keeping the lists, remembering the forms, organising the food, answering the questions, and thinking three steps ahead for everyone in the house.
By the time someone asks, “What’s for dinner?”, your brain is already hovering somewhere between shutdown and spontaneous disappearance.
It’s not that you don’t want to make dinner.
You just don’t want to be the person who has to work out what dinner actually is.
Which is why the possum makes sense. When overwhelmed, possums play dead. Relatable, frankly.
This tee is a little inside joke for the decision fatigue days, when hiding from the world for a few minutes feels less dramatic and more like basic survival.
Featuring a dramatically collapsed possum and the words “MY MENTAL LOAD... possuming”, this heavyweight Comfort Colors tee is made from 100% ring-spun cotton with a relaxed fit and that soft, lived-in feel from the first wear.
It holds up wash after wash, because constant decision-making is hard enough without your favourite tee giving up too.
Designed in Australia by a woman who believes hiding for five minutes absolutely counts as a reset.
My mental load... possuming.
Care Instructions
Care Instructions
How to Not Ruin Your New Favourite Tee
Washing
- Cold water only. This garment-dyed cotton is chill. Keep it that way
- Turn inside out before washing. Yes, every time. Yes, even if you're running late because you changed your outfit twice
- Use a gentle detergent. No, you don't need to spend 45 minutes researching the best one
- First wash might bleed a little, so keep it away from your fancy whites. You've been warned
Drying
- Tumble dry low or hang dry
- Avoid high heat unless you want a crop top you didn't ask for
- Pull it out of the dryer straight away. Not tomorrow. Not "after this episode"
Things to Avoid (we know you won't read this but we tried)
- No bleach. No harsh detergents. They'll fade your tee faster than your motivation on a Monday
- Skip the fabric softener. Sounds nice but it messes with the texture
- Don't iron directly on the design. Flip it inside out or use a pressing cloth. Or just... don't iron. We fully support that
- If you're the wildcard, we both know you didn't read any of this. Good luck
Shipping & Returns
Shipping & Returns
We Know. Waiting is the Worst.
Every tee is printed to order, just for you — no mass production, no wastage, just made with care. Allow 5–7 business days for production before it ships.
But let's be honest, you're probably already calculating shipping costs, so here's the tea...
- United States: $5.95 USD flat rate / free over $60 USD
- Australia: $9.95 AUD flat rate / free over $95 AUD
- New Zealand: $9.95 AUD flat rate / free over $95 AUD
- United Kingdom: £6.95 GBP flat rate / free over £45 GBP
Delivery Times (after production)
- US: 5–10 business days
- Australia & NZ: Approx 2 weeks (all tees are made in the USA. It's on a journey, let it live)
- UK: 7–14 business days
Track your order from your confirmation email, then refresh the page 47 times. We won't judge.
Something Not Right?
If your tee arrives damaged, misprinted, or just plain wrong — that's on us. Get in touch within 30 days and we'll sort it out with a full refund or reprint. No drama.
Since every tee is printed just for you, we can't accept returns for change of mind or wrong size — but if something's genuinely not right, we're actual humans and we'll make it right.
SG - Unisex Tee
Comfort Colors Tee
A Length
Place the end of a measuring tape beside the collar at the top of the garment (high point shoulder). Pull the tape to the bottom of the item.
B Width
Place the end of the tape at the seam under the sleeve and pull the tape measure across the product to the seam under the opposite sleeve.
C Sleeve length
Place one end of the tape at the top of the set-in sleeve, then pull the tape down until you reach the hem of the sleeve.
| Size | Length | Width | Chest |
|---|---|---|---|
| S | 28 | 18 | 34-37 |
| M | 29 | 20 | 38-41 |
| L | 30 | 22 | 42-45 |
| XL | 31 | 24 | 46-49 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 | 50-53 |
| 3XL | 33 | 28 | 54-57 |
| Size | Length | Width | Chest |
|---|---|---|---|
| S | 71.1 | 45.7 | 86.4-94 |
| M | 73.7 | 50.8 | 96.5-104.1 |
| L | 76.2 | 55.9 | 106.7-114.3 |
| XL | 78.7 | 61 | 116.8-124.5 |
| 2XL | 81.3 | 66 | 127-134.6 |
| 3XL | 83.8 | 71.1 | 137.2-144.8 |
MADE FOR SLOW DAYS
Thoughtfully made tees for every low-energy, overthinking, avoid plans kind of day.
EMOTIONALLY
SUPPORTIVE COTTON
Soft enough for overthinking sessions
and group chats you didn't ask to join.
LIVED-IN
SOFTNESS
Like it skipped the awkward new-shirt
phase and went straight to favourite
BUILT FOR
REPEAT WEAR
Made to be your go-to, on repeat, every week, for years to come.
HOLDS UP
WASH AFTER WASH
Survives existential laundry cycles
and still comes out looking good.
GARMENT-DYED
COMFORT
Soft, faded and naturally unique. Like you.
RELAXED FIT
Room to breathe, move, snack and do absolutely nothing.
HEAVYWEIGHT
COMFORT
Thick, durable cotton that feels like a hug with sleeves.