Shipping & Returns
We Know. Waiting is the Worst.
Every tee is printed to order, just for you — no mass production, no wastage, just made with care. Allow 5–7 business days for production before it ships.
But let's be honest, you're probably already calculating shipping costs, so here's the tea...
- United States: $5.95 USD flat rate / free over $60 USD
- Australia: $9.95 AUD flat rate / free over $95 AUD
- New Zealand: $9.95 AUD flat rate / free over $95 AUD
- United Kingdom: £6.95 GBP flat rate / free over £45 GBP
Delivery Times (after production)
- US: 5–10 business days
- Australia & NZ: Approx 2 weeks (all tees are made in the USA. It's on a journey, let it live)
- UK: 7–14 business days
Track your order from your confirmation email, then refresh the page 47 times. We won't judge.
Something Not Right?
If your tee arrives damaged, misprinted, or just plain wrong — that's on us. Get in touch within 30 days and we'll sort it out with a full refund or reprint. No drama.
Since every tee is printed just for you, we can't accept returns for change of mind or wrong size — but if something's genuinely not right, we're actual humans and we'll make it right.