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The Koalm Tee

The Koalm Tee
$48.00 AUD
$48.00 AUD
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Two tees unlock free shipping. Just saying.

Color
Color: Moss
Size
Size: S
Selected Size: S
Selected color:
Comfort Colours Cotton Comfort Colours Cotton Soft, sturdy, no scratchy nonsense.
Made to Order Made to Order Printed just for you, not mass-produced chaos.
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About This Tee

We know why you clicked on this tee.

Because sometimes peace is not a personality trait.

It is a deliberate choice.

A protected state.

A full-body refusal to get dragged into something that has absolutely nothing to do with you.

You can see the drama forming.
You can sense the group chat heating up.
You can feel someone about to make their poor planning your emotional responsibility.

And for once?

No.

You are staying calm, unbothered, and lightly unavailable.

This tee is for the days when you are choosing not to absorb everyone else’s chaos, not to over-explain your absence, and not to make someone else’s spiral your afternoon project.

The koala gets it. Horizontal. Peaceful. Entirely unbothered. Possibly powered by eucalyptus and a strong commitment to minding its own business.

Featuring a relaxed koala and the definition “Koalm (v.) Calm, unbothered & medicated by eucalyptus. See also: not my problem.”, this heavyweight Comfort Colors tee is made from 100% ring-spun cotton with a relaxed fit and that soft, lived-in feel from the first wear.

It holds up wash after wash, because boundaries are hard enough without your favourite tee falling apart too.

Designed in Australia by a woman who fully supports the ancient art of not picking up emotional parcels that were never addressed to you.

Koalm.
Calm, unbothered, and not my problem.

Care Instructions

How to Not Ruin Your New Favourite Tee

Washing

  • Cold water only. This garment-dyed cotton is chill. Keep it that way
  • Turn inside out before washing. Yes, every time. Yes, even if you're running late because you changed your outfit twice
  • Use a gentle detergent. No, you don't need to spend 45 minutes researching the best one
  • First wash might bleed a little, so keep it away from your fancy whites. You've been warned

Drying

  • Tumble dry low or hang dry
  • Avoid high heat unless you want a crop top you didn't ask for
  • Pull it out of the dryer straight away. Not tomorrow. Not "after this episode"

Things to Avoid (we know you won't read this but we tried)

  • No bleach. No harsh detergents. They'll fade your tee faster than your motivation on a Monday
  • Skip the fabric softener. Sounds nice but it messes with the texture
  • Don't iron directly on the design. Flip it inside out or use a pressing cloth. Or just... don't iron. We fully support that
  • If you're the wildcard, we both know you didn't read any of this. Good luck

Shipping & Returns

We Know. Waiting is the Worst.

Every tee is printed to order, just for you — no mass production, no wastage, just made with care. Allow 5–7 business days for production before it ships.

But let's be honest, you're probably already calculating shipping costs, so here's the tea...

  • United States: $5.95 USD flat rate / free over $60 USD
  • Australia: $9.95 AUD flat rate / free over $95 AUD
  • New Zealand: $9.95 AUD flat rate / free over $95 AUD
  • United Kingdom: £6.95 GBP flat rate / free over £45 GBP

Delivery Times (after production)

  • US: 5–10 business days
  • Australia & NZ: Approx 2 weeks (all tees are made in the USA. It's on a journey, let it live)
  • UK: 7–14 business days

Track your order from your confirmation email, then refresh the page 47 times. We won't judge.

Something Not Right?

If your tee arrives damaged, misprinted, or just plain wrong — that's on us. Get in touch within 30 days and we'll sort it out with a full refund or reprint. No drama.

Since every tee is printed just for you, we can't accept returns for change of mind or wrong size — but if something's genuinely not right, we're actual humans and we'll make it right.

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The Koalm Tee $48.00
Comfort Colors — Made for Slow Days
Emotionally Supportive Cotton
Lived-In Softness
Built for Repeat Wear
Holds Up Wash After Wash
Garment-Dyed Comfort
Relaxed Fit
Heavyweight Comfort
Made to feel good. Designed to last.

Things You’re Probably Wondering...

What size should I get?

Our tees are a relaxed unisex fit, designed to feel comfy rather than clingy. If you already have a favourite tee at home, the best trick is to lay it flat and compare the measurements to our size guide.

Prefer a more fitted look? Size down.
Prefer an oversized “leave me alone, I’m recovering from social interaction” fit? Size up.

Where are the t-shirts made?

Every Faffle & Co design is created by me here in Australia, fuelled by coffee and mild overthinking.

Your tee is then professionally printed and shipped from the USA using high-quality Comfort Colors garments. This helps us keep print quality high and delivery times faster for our US customers, while still keeping the small-business, artist-designed feel behind every order.

Will the print crack or fade?

We use high-quality direct-to-garment (DTG) printing, which gives the design a soft feel that sits nicely in the fabric rather than feeling thick or plasticky. DTG prints use water-based inks and are designed to stay vibrant and durable with proper care.

Like any printed apparel, a little fading over time is normal with wear and washing, but following the care instructions helps your tee stay looking good for years:

  • Cold wash
  • Wash inside out
  • Gentle cycle
  • Mild detergent
  • Avoid fabric softeners
  • Hang dry or low heat tumble dry

Basically: treat it kindly and it’ll survive many future emotional support wears.

Do the colours look exactly like the photos?

We do our best to make the colours as accurate as possible, and I spend an embarrassing amount of time tweaking product images so they reflect the real garment colours properly.

That said, colours can vary slightly depending on:

  • your screen brightness
  • monitor/phone settings
  • lighting conditions
  • the naturally garment-dyed finish of Comfort Colors tees

The good news? Comfort Colors garments are known for their soft, slightly washed, lived-in tones… so even when colours vary a little, they still look very good in real life.