Off to Stir Things Up Tee
Off to Stir Things Up Tee
$48.00$0.00
HEAVYWEIGHT COMFORT PRINTED IN THE USA.
Relaxed Unisex Fit
Made to Order
Printed just for you. Nothing mass-made, nothing wasted.
Comfort Colors 100% Cotton Soft, sturdy, no scratchy nonsense.
Print Guarantee
Arrives wrong or damaged? Refund or reprint, no drama.
About This Tee
About This Tee
We know why you clicked on this tee.
Because you know exactly what you said.
You weren’t trying to start anything. It’s just that the group chat had gone suspiciously quiet, and someone had to ask the question everyone else was too polite to ask.
That someone is always you.
You’re not the drama. You’d never be the drama. You’re simply… the catalyst. The gentle breeze that somehow becomes a weather event.
Which is why the cockatoo makes sense. Goggles down. Scooter engaged. Grinning all the way — gleefully en route to chaos of her own making.
This tee is for the instigators, the pot-stirrers, and anyone who has ever said “I’m just asking questions” while fully knowing what those questions would do.
Featuring a goggle-wearing cockatoo zipping along on a kick scooter and the words “off to stir things up”, this heavyweight Comfort Colors tee is made from 100% ring-spun cotton with a relaxed fit and that soft, lived-in feel from the first wear.
It holds up wash after wash, because stirring things up is a long-term commitment and your tee needs the stamina.
Designed in Australia by a woman who has absolutely asked “so are we just not going to talk about it?”
Off to stir things up.
Care Instructions
Care Instructions
How to Not Ruin Your New Favourite Tee
Washing
- Cold water only. This garment-dyed cotton is chill. Keep it that way
- Turn inside out before washing. Yes, every time. Yes, even if you're running late because you changed your outfit twice
- Use a gentle detergent. No, you don't need to spend 45 minutes researching the best one
- First wash might bleed a little, so keep it away from your fancy whites. You've been warned
Drying
- Tumble dry low or hang dry
- Avoid high heat unless you want a crop top you didn't ask for
- Pull it out of the dryer straight away. Not tomorrow. Not "after this episode"
Things to Avoid (we know you won't read this but we tried)
- No bleach. No harsh detergents. They'll fade your tee faster than your motivation on a Monday
- Skip the fabric softener. Sounds nice but it messes with the texture
- Don't iron directly on the design. Flip it inside out or use a pressing cloth. Or just... don't iron. We fully support that
- If you're the wildcard, we both know you didn't read any of this. Good luck
Shipping & Returns
Shipping & Returns
We Know. Waiting is the Worst.
Every tee is printed to order, just for you — no mass production, no wastage, just made with care. Allow 5–7 business days for production before it ships.
But let's be honest, you're probably already calculating shipping costs, so here's the tea...
- United States: $5.95 USD flat rate / free over $60 USD
- Australia: $9.95 AUD flat rate / free over $95 AUD
- New Zealand: $9.95 AUD flat rate / free over $95 AUD
- United Kingdom: £6.95 GBP flat rate / free over £45 GBP
Delivery Times (after production)
- US: 5–10 business days
- Australia & NZ: Approx 2 weeks (all tees are made in the USA. It's on a journey, let it live)
- UK: 7–14 business days
Track your order from your confirmation email, then refresh the page 47 times. We won't judge.
Something Not Right?
If your tee arrives damaged, misprinted, or just plain wrong — that's on us. Get in touch within 30 days and we'll sort it out with a full refund or reprint. No drama.
Since every tee is printed just for you, we can't accept returns for change of mind or wrong size — but if something's genuinely not right, we're actual humans and we'll make it right.
SG - Unisex Tee
Comfort Colors Tee
A Length
Place the end of a measuring tape beside the collar at the top of the garment (high point shoulder). Pull the tape to the bottom of the item.
B Width
Place the end of the tape at the seam under the sleeve and pull the tape measure across the product to the seam under the opposite sleeve.
C Sleeve length
Place one end of the tape at the top of the set-in sleeve, then pull the tape down until you reach the hem of the sleeve.
| Size | Length | Width | Chest |
|---|---|---|---|
| S | 28 | 18 | 34-37 |
| M | 29 | 20 | 38-41 |
| L | 30 | 22 | 42-45 |
| XL | 31 | 24 | 46-49 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 | 50-53 |
| 3XL | 33 | 28 | 54-57 |
| Size | Length | Width | Chest |
|---|---|---|---|
| S | 71.1 | 45.7 | 86.4-94 |
| M | 73.7 | 50.8 | 96.5-104.1 |
| L | 76.2 | 55.9 | 106.7-114.3 |
| XL | 78.7 | 61 | 116.8-124.5 |
| 2XL | 81.3 | 66 | 127-134.6 |
| 3XL | 83.8 | 71.1 | 137.2-144.8 |
MADE FOR SLOW DAYS
Thoughtfully made tees for every low-energy, overthinking, avoid plans kind of day.
EMOTIONALLY
SUPPORTIVE COTTON
Soft enough for overthinking sessions
and group chats you didn't ask to join.
LIVED-IN
SOFTNESS
Like it skipped the awkward new-shirt
phase and went straight to favourite
BUILT FOR
REPEAT WEAR
Made to be your go-to, on repeat, every week, for years to come.
HOLDS UP
WASH AFTER WASH
Survives existential laundry cycles
and still comes out looking good.
GARMENT-DYED
COMFORT
Soft, faded and naturally unique. Like you.
RELAXED FIT
Room to breathe, move, snack and do absolutely nothing.
HEAVYWEIGHT
COMFORT
Thick, durable cotton that feels like a hug with sleeves.
